Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Salt Lake City Pootah, the Main Mommy herself will be in you on October 9th and 10th at Wiseguys Comedy Club! Make sure to get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates
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Sup, chomos! Christina holds down the Mommy Dome this week with fellow San Fernando Valley girl Sara Weinshenk, and the two have officially traded lives: Christina's the single mom now, and Sara is three years into dating a single dad with two little boys and packing up for Austin. They kick off the hot-tip swap with an Opening Clip of Cardi B laying down the law on never pooping at a new man's house, which spirals into emergency dumps at Taco Bell, a guy in the room who takes 20-second shits with no phone, and whether breaking the fart seal is the real romance killer.
From there it's mommy juice, Prozac princesses, the all-girls Catholic high school they both went to, exchange day at the boys' school, and Sara confesses to $200 of abundance candles, psychic Zooms, and moon manifesting in Topanga, and the two agree that playing it cold is the only way to date.
Plus: celebrity news with Sandy B, M. Night Shyamalan's new YouTube channel where he flips through his leather-bound journal ("I had to fire a 13-year-old today") and reads his one-line 9/11 entry, a dental floss chili dog in a thermos, vending-machine chimichangas, Texas school shanks, a man who kisses his birds goodnight, and a couple who keeps monkeys in diapers, a buffalo, and a capybara.
Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 879
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Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:03:37 - Opening Clip: Cardi B's Dating Rules00:14:29 - The No-Pooping Rule & Taco Bell Emergencies00:21:10 - Breaking The Fart Seal & Single Dads Who Cook00:25:58 - Playing It Cold & The Parking Lot Pisser00:31:01 - Heartbroken White Women & The Witch Doctor Store00:37:50 - Sandy B & M. Night Shyamalan's YouTube Diary00:50:20 - Christina's Curations00:56:16 - Smash Or Pass & Moving To Texas01:03:28 - Bird Kissers, Malibu Pigs, & Monkeys In Diapers01:10:11 - Fake Shower Couples, Male Model Boyfriends, & Wrap01:13:49 - Closing Song - "Cool Girl Club" by Versace Kolache
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